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Nancy Pelosi Escorted Out of White House After Showing Up ‘Too Drunk to Speak’

Sources inside the White House in a situation to neither affirm nor deny most reports have affirmed the most recent about Nancy Pelosi’s tipsy journey only minutes prior. Lawrence Darrel and his sibling, Darryl, both senior associates to Lead Speech Writer Sandy Batt, state they saw Pelosi escorted out by Secret Service subsequent to showing up “so flushed she could barely speak.” Darryl told our correspondent in the field:

“Nancy came in and attempted to state a few things yet simply continued making that face. What’s more, there resembled… this clicking clamor. At that point she tumbled down and it looked like possibly she peed a bit.

Mystery security was everywhere on her correct snappy and them folks hurled her like an unfortunate propensity.”

Pelosi was left remaining on the South Lawn, where she figured moving toward Marine One would be a smart thought. The chopper’s pilot needed to stop her with physical restrictions — a zip tie — and escort her past the property line. The White House has renounced her qualifications and requested that her office please make an arrangement later on.

Pelosi has a long history of plastered trips concealed by the liberal press, who like to send their “reality checkers” to check whether a story is valid.

They call her office, her office denies everything and the before you know it, some poor shlep on Facebook pitching trash to potatoes can’t contact his group of onlookers.

Much appreciated, Obama.

Comments (5)

  1. “Nancy came in and attempted to state a few things yet simply continued making that face. What’s more, there resembled… this clicking clamor. At that point she tumbled down and it looked like possibly she peed a bit.

    Mystery security was everywhere on her correct snappy and them folks hurled her like an unfortunate propensity.”

    Not everyone speaks Millennial or whatever this gibberish is. This could have been an interesting and perhaps important piece, but alas, it’s unreadable!

  2. I find this article barely readable. “What’s more, there resembled… this clicking clamor.”?
    “Mystery security was everywhere on her correct snappy”?

    Do you need a new editor, or a new author?

  3. This supposed story about Pelosi being kicked out of the WH because she was drunk looks like just that, a story. Looks like more FAKE NEWS today. In addition, why did the picture of the supposed writer turn out to be a picture of a 16 year old who was kidnapped but found safe named Katherine Mohrman? Google the name and you’ll find out that’s true about the kidnap victim. Don’t need more lying “news’ today but thank you very much.

  4. We all know that it’s not fake news. We all know that this really happened. I just don’t think the people would appreciate someone like this drunk making decisions of any sort for America. The people have the right to the truth about Nancy Pelosi . She is a disgrace and it also clearly shows she isn’t fit to continue in the house of Congress

    • I’m sure it isn’t fake news given Pelosi’s usual behavior… I just don’t know what the hell a correct snappy is. “Hurled like an unfortunate propensity???”

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